New years resolutions – what a waste of time! Here is my realistic list for 2010!
Don’t live too heathy.
Don’t exercise too much.
Don’t start smoking.
Don’t stop drinking.
Don’t work too hard.
Yep– I think know I can achieve all of those.
Happy New Year!
Two thousand and ten; it still sounds so far away! I remember when I was a kid and 2010 was the “future”! Well the future is now; yet it does not seem any less strange.
We still don’t have flying cars or tele-porters. Food is not magically cooked in automated ovens. We don’t have laser pistols [...]
So we all put a silly little list of new years resolutions together that we all really know were not going to keep… I was talking to a co-worker the other day and he had a really good idea. Make resolutions you know you would never keep. So here is my list for 2009.
Don’t live [...]
Another year has come and gone… Goodbye 2007 and hello 2008!Thanks to everyone who made 2007 a decent year. We were privileged to have time with our families, wonderful vacations (New England) and continued success and happiness. Sure 2007 had its downfalls, none worth rehashing. Let’s just hope and pray that 2008 will be a [...]
In preparation for tonight’s festivities here are the lyrics to Auld Lang Syne. I’m sure you will be too drunk to remember this so practice now or print off a copy.
Auld Lang Syne
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and auld lang syne ?
CHORUS:
For auld lang syne, [...]