JumpSnap

The Most Useless Infomercial Product Of All Time

You’ve got to be kidding me! I love those late night infomercials. I recently saw one for a product called the JumpSnap. The JumpSnap is a jump rope with no rope… Yep no rope, and it costs sixty bucks. A jump rope for the complete idiot. What’s that; your too clumsy to jump an actual [...]

Happy St Pattys Day

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day

May the best day of your past Be the worst day of your future. Sláinte!

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Dye The Poodle and Die

What a crazy world we live in. Thank goodness for all the great laws that keep us dumb citizens in check. One law I have particularly grown fond of is a Colorado law that states “No person shall dye or color live fowl, rabbits, or any other animals.”. What? Okay – let’s delve into this [...]

White Killer Whale (AP Photo)

Melville’s “Moby Dick” Emerges In Alaska

This rare image was snapped up in Alaska’s  Aleutian Islands. The male killer whale is approximately 25 to 30 foot long and weighs around 10,000 pounds. Its mostly white with muted yellow and brown areas covering its body.  A group of scientists spotted the whale while aboard the Oscar Dyson National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration research [...]

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Im Going To Be Late For Work On Monday

Oh Lord… It’s time to spring forward already. Do you know how hard it is for me to drag myself out of bed on Mondays? Let’s move daylight savings time to Wednesday. Better yet- let’s just not spring forward at all! How about we get another hour backwards? D.S.T. you really gripe me. Don’t forget [...]