Political Correctness Defined

Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year’s term: Political Correctness. ”Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to [...]

Happy St Patty’s Day

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

An Irish Prayer May God give you… For every storm, a rainbow, For every tear, a smile, For every care, a promise, And a blessing in each trial. For every problem life sends, A faithful friend to share, For every sigh, a sweet song, And an answer for each prayer. Happy St. Patrick’s Day Everyone [...]

Do You Know This Man?

Dear Mr. N.Y. Mugger

You know who you are. And one day the world will know who you are also. Did you enjoy beating that 101 and 85-year-old woman? What the heck were you thinking? What did you buy with twenty bucks you got from them? Was it worth it? I hope that the people of New York find [...]

Useless Engineering

I came across a story about a Duke University engineering graduate who had created a beer tossing refrigerator. The recent grad apparently had nothing to do with his newly found free time. Longing to relive his college days he was inspired to create the beer tossing fridge. The mini-fridge is capable of tossing up to [...]

Game Over

April 13th 2036 = Doomsday

Well, live it up now because it’s all coming to an end… Some engineers and astronauts have stated there is an asteroid headed towards the earth. The group who met in San Francisco is urging the United Nations to take action. Apparently it’s about a 45,000 to 1 chance of impact, but they consider those [...]