Category : Rants

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Shark Fishing In A Kayak Anyone?

Some brave stupid fishermen have set a world record by fishing for sharks with nothing more than rods and kayaks. The fishermen paddled through freezing shark-filled waters in Alaska to set the record. The four individuals part of the American Ocean Kayak Fishing Team fished for salmon sharks that average nine feet in length.  It [...]

MD Public Schools try to Cancel Halloween Celebrations

This really chaps my cheeks! Our neighbors in Maryland tried to get rid of Halloween parties in their county schools. What the hell? Are you serious… Luckily Councilman Ed Middlebrooks (Annapolis, MD) proposed a resolution asking schools to allow students to have a “small but enjoyable diversion from the academic rigors of a single school [...]

An Ode to OJ

Yet another scuffle with the law, Why didn’t you just fade into the night, Will you finally take the fall, Does the ski mask fit, How about that audio tape, Hopefully this time there’s no room to acquit, The evidence is piling up against you, Still you parade around smiling, Do you feel the tightening [...]

Vick

Dear Michael Vick,

I hope they lock your sorry ass up for a long time! You and your dog fighting cohorts are among the lowest form of trash on our lovely planet. I hope the NFL fines you, and prohibits you from ever playing professional football again. I hope this ignorant little venture takes everything you ever valued [...]

“Live passionately” Update

Well, I guess I wasn’t the only one who noticed something wrong with the new campaign imagery. State official have decided to ”alter” the campaign. A statement released from Alisa Bailey, President and CEO of Virginia Tourism Corporation states: ”We have decided to adjust the new Virginia is for Lovers Live Passionately campaign due to [...]

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