Category : Rants

Xbox Ring Of Death

Master Chief is Crying… Red Ring of Death

What a sad, sad, sad day! It’s a lazy rainy Sunday; I sit down to play some Halo 3 on Xbox Live. I party up for the first game of Slayer and then the screen freezes. I thought it was just another case of network lag. I was wrong. So very, very wrong. After a [...]

What A Day!

OMG – What A Day!

This week has been total crap… At least tomorrow is Sushi day.

JumpSnap

The Most Useless Infomercial Product Of All Time

You’ve got to be kidding me! I love those late night infomercials. I recently saw one for a product called the JumpSnap. The JumpSnap is a jump rope with no rope… Yep no rope, and it costs sixty bucks. A jump rope for the complete idiot. What’s that; your too clumsy to jump an actual [...]

Pink

Dye The Poodle and Die

What a crazy world we live in. Thank goodness for all the great laws that keep us dumb citizens in check. One law I have particularly grown fond of is a Colorado law that states “No person shall dye or color live fowl, rabbits, or any other animals.”. What? Okay – let’s delve into this [...]

dali_clock

Im Going To Be Late For Work On Monday

Oh Lord… It’s time to spring forward already. Do you know how hard it is for me to drag myself out of bed on Mondays? Let’s move daylight savings time to Wednesday. Better yet- let’s just not spring forward at all! How about we get another hour backwards? D.S.T. you really gripe me. Don’t forget [...]

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