Category : Rants

New Stock Market Terms

CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING [...]

WTF

The Sum of This Week is – WTF?

Yep – that’s all I have to say about that…

Freddy Krueger

A Nightmare On Elm Street Hollywood Boulevard

Dear Hollywood Please STOP remaking movies… Can’t anyone come up with something new? The Michael Bay production company has announced that they will be remaking “A Nightmare on Elm Street”. Better yet- they have cast Billy Bob Thornton to play the part of Freddy Krueger! Are you kidding me? OMG, LOL, WTF… Why would you [...]

Freak

Las Vegas Freak Show – Nope It’s Just Michael Jackson

I stumbled onto this picture and just felt that I had to share it. Yep that’s Michael Jackson and his three kids watching a Nathan Burton magic show in Vegas. Wouldn’t it have been cool if Burton came out and just made Michael disappear; forever… and ever… What a nut job!

Ass Crossing

Don’t Be An Ass

I was at my daily coffee stop today when my blissful routine was disturbed by a disgruntled customer. From the corner of my eye I could see him angrily walk up to one of the counter girls asking who the manger was. The fact that he had to ask twice since the girl didn’t hear [...]

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