Category : Rants

Political Correctness Defined

Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year’s term: Political Correctness. ”Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to [...]

Do You Know This Man?

Dear Mr. N.Y. Mugger

You know who you are. And one day the world will know who you are also. Did you enjoy beating that 101 and 85-year-old woman? What the heck were you thinking? What did you buy with twenty bucks you got from them? Was it worth it? I hope that the people of New York find [...]

Useless Engineering

I came across a story about a Duke University engineering graduate who had created a beer tossing refrigerator. The recent grad apparently had nothing to do with his newly found free time. Longing to relive his college days he was inspired to create the beer tossing fridge. The mini-fridge is capable of tossing up to [...]

Breaking Useless News

In case you didn’t know: Anna Nicole Smith died February 8, 2007. She was found dead in a hotel room one day prior to check-out (no pun intended) of the Hard Rock Hotel in Florida. If you didn’t know this you must be living on a remote island with absolutely no communication to the outside [...]

Marcel & Heat Miser (Possible Long Lost Twins)

Top Chef 2 Goes to Ilan Hall

Well another season of Bravo’s Top Chef has come and gone. First let me congratulate Ilan Hall on his win. I won’t go as far as to say a well deserved win. I think Ilan’s food was boring and repetitive. I was a little disappointed with this years show. I found the majority of contestants [...]

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