Category : Rants

Bahama Shark Diving Gets Too Chummy

I’ve been waiting for this to happen for some time now. Unfortunately someone had to die before the red flags went up. A tourist from Austria was killed by a shark Monday approximately 50 miles off the coast of Fort Lauderdale. He was killed in chum filled water by a company that boasts “unique shark [...]

Time To Get Your Truck Neutered

Well friends, our wonderful Virginia legislature is at it again. No- they are not still pushing to outlaw underwear showing individuals in baggy pants.  They have moved onto much more important issues. Delegate Lionel Spurill has introduced legislation to ban masculine genitalia dangling (aka: “Truck Nuts”) on vehicles since they are a distraction to other [...]

Get Out – Evil Plague

Evil cold and flu- get out of me… Coughing, sneezing and all the wonderful tortures that you bring can vacate my body ASAP. You suck my energy dry, and plague me with sleepless nights. If you continue to intrude on the wife and I’s slumber I fear she will end us both. Dastardly demon of [...]

Vick Sentenced to 23 Months

Well I guess this could be considered a small victory for all the dogs who suffered at this jerks hand. Twenty-three months isn’t enough as far as I’m concerned. I hope his jail time and financial losses take every possible luxury away from him. Hopefully the NFL will never take back this looser. He is [...]

Let It Snow

Old Man Winter graced us with some snow today. We got about two inches in and around the DC area. Those of us in the burbs got a little more. It was really nice to go Christmas shopping today. Had the holiday music on in the background and everyone was shuffling about in the beautiful [...]

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