Oh Lord… It’s time to spring forward already. Do you know how hard it is for me to drag myself out of bed on Mondays? Let’s move daylight savings time to Wednesday. Better yet- let’s just not spring forward at all! How about we get another hour backwards? D.S.T. you really gripe me. Don’t forget [...]
I’ve been waiting for this to happen for some time now. Unfortunately someone had to die before the red flags went up. A tourist from Austria was killed by a shark Monday approximately 50 miles off the coast of Fort Lauderdale. He was killed in chum filled water by a company that boasts “unique shark [...]
Well friends, our wonderful Virginia legislature is at it again. No- they are not still pushing to outlaw underwear showing individuals in baggy pants. They have moved onto much more important issues. Delegate Lionel Spurill has introduced legislation to ban masculine genitalia dangling (aka: “Truck Nuts”) on vehicles since they are a distraction to other [...]
Evil cold and flu- get out of me… Coughing, sneezing and all the wonderful tortures that you bring can vacate my body ASAP. You suck my energy dry, and plague me with sleepless nights. If you continue to intrude on the wife and I’s slumber I fear she will end us both. Dastardly demon of [...]
Well I guess this could be considered a small victory for all the dogs who suffered at this jerks hand. Twenty-three months isn’t enough as far as I’m concerned. I hope his jail time and financial losses take every possible luxury away from him. Hopefully the NFL will never take back this looser. He is [...]