Category : Rants

AP Photo – Snail Face

43 Snails On His Face – Guinness Stupidity

What the hell is wrong with people? A boy in Utah is trying to get into Guinness by covering his face with live snails. Eleven-year-old Fin Keheler let 43 slimy snails crawl onto his face in the record setting attempt. The current record is 36 snails in 10 seconds.  I knew that there was some [...]

Claw Game

Crustacean Cruelty; Where’s the Lobster Love?

A sports bar down in Florida has recently been pinched by some angry animal rights folks over an arcade like lobster catching game. The Royal Palm Beach restaurant offers diners a claw machine to grab a free lobster dinner. For $2 you can have a go at grabbing a yummy prize.  The Animal Rights Foundation [...]

What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas

O.J. Simpson FINALLY Goes To Jail

Damn… It’s about time someone locked that screwball up! Formor football great looser O.J. Simpson was sentenced today to at least 15 years in prison. Simpson was found guilty for his armed altercation in a Vegas hotel last year.  Goodbye, good riddance, Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. It will be so [...]

CNN King

Pregnant Man, Pregnant Again – Who Cares?

I’m so sick of seeing crap on this so called ‘pregnant man’. He is NOT a man… He’s a woman who underwent gender reassignment surgery without removing his her female reproductive organs.  Recently on CNN’s Larry King Live Thomas Beatie told King she he is surprised from all the attention she he has recieved. “Honestly, we are quite [...]

New Stock Market Terms

CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING [...]

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