What the hell is wrong with people? A boy in Utah is trying to get into Guinness by covering his face with live snails. Eleven-year-old Fin Keheler let 43 slimy snails crawl onto his face in the record setting attempt. The current record is 36 snails in 10 seconds. I knew that there was some [...]
A sports bar down in Florida has recently been pinched by some angry animal rights folks over an arcade like lobster catching game. The Royal Palm Beach restaurant offers diners a claw machine to grab a free lobster dinner. For $2 you can have a go at grabbing a yummy prize. The Animal Rights Foundation [...]
Damn… It’s about time someone locked that screwball up! Formor football great looser O.J. Simpson was sentenced today to at least 15 years in prison. Simpson was found guilty for his armed altercation in a Vegas hotel last year. Goodbye, good riddance, Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. It will be so [...]
I’m so sick of seeing crap on this so called ‘pregnant man’. He is NOT a man… He’s a woman who underwent gender reassignment surgery without removing his her female reproductive organs. Recently on CNN’s Larry King Live Thomas Beatie told King she he is surprised from all the attention she he has recieved. “Honestly, we are quite [...]
CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING [...]