So Empty This Day

My heart aches this day; my soul is void of happiness. I remember exactly how I felt. Frantic calls to loved ones, seeking the latest on the radio and television. Hinging on every new report of possible incoming threats. I pray for you today as I prayed for you then. You will never be forgotten [...]

Swine Flu vs. Bird Flu vs. Zombie Flu

CNN FAIL

Michael Jackson King of Pop – Dead at 50

June 25, 2009 will forever be known as the day the “King of Pop” died. Jackson was perhaps one of the most iconic and controversial individuals of my time. Jackson was absolutely the Elvis Presley of my generation. I remember watching the premiere Billie Jean video on Friday Night Videos (you know, before MTV). The [...]

43 Snails On His Face – Guinness Stupidity

What the hell is wrong with people? A boy in Utah is trying to get into Guinness by covering his face with live snails. Eleven-year-old Fin Keheler let 43 slimy snails crawl onto his face in the record setting attempt. The current record is 36 snails in 10 seconds.  I knew that there was some [...]