TO: All Employees FROM: Communications Services SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained though our Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other office in town. [...]
This was too funny not to share! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone.
Toby and Buddy wish you a happy and safe Halloween! Do some tricks and get some treats. Look at our Halloween Costumes Toby the “Angry Crab” and Buddy the “Nuts Squirrel“… Toby’s Gallery Buddy’s Gallery
Forget Balloon Boy and Billy Mays this Halloween. Dress up as your favorite demonic CEO instead. You’ll scare the pants off work colleagues when you walk in the elevator, and the neighboorhood kids will be in a bag of hurt when you give them apple slices instead of sickly sweet candy. Source: Cult of Mac.
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