Category : Humor

New Stock Market Terms

CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING [...]

WTF

The Sum of This Week is – WTF?

Yep – that’s all I have to say about that…

Pirate

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Grog-filled Talk Like a Pirate Day ye mangy dog. Put yer parrot on yer shoulder and get to pillaging and plundering. What’s that? Ye didn’t be knowin’ today was th’ offical Talk Like a Pirate Day… What country be ye from? Grab yer lass park it on th’ couch and have a Pirates O’ Th’ [...]

Celebrity Muppets

Monday Madness – Celebrity Muppets

After this weekends disheartening Washington Redskins loss I had to find something to cheer me up. Luckily a friend sent me these pictures that were too funny not to share.  Happy Monday

Chair Cacoon

Dear Santa – Please Bring Me A uSpace Cocoon For Christmas

My wife often brings me items to add to her ‘wish‘ list that she finds in various magazines or on TV. My desk is covered with torn pages full of goodies. By the way she loves her new YogaToes that just arrived.  Sometimes when she leaves me these cutouts it’s hard to tell if she [...]

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