“BREAKING NEWS: Obama named…”
Posted in Humor, In The News, Rants & Thoughts on October 16, 2009
From: Free Republic!
Breaking! President Obama named Sears Preferred Customer!
Barak Obama Finds the Arc of the Covenant. Indiana Jones Inconsolable.
Breaking! Obama’s Face Found on Mars!
BREAKING: Obama inventor of the Internet….Nobel committee takes back prize given to Al Gore.
World Series Cancelled – Baseball Commissioner awards Series to Obama due to his “intention to win”
Obama Replaces Lennon and Harrison, Reunites the Beatles!
Obama successfully negotiates with the Japanese for the release of 112 year old Amelia Earhart….
This Just In… Obama Wins the America’s Cup Without a Boat.
Obama Discovers the Higgs Boson, Life on Mars, and the Lost Continent of Atlantis!
Barack Obama Wins $10 Million Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes!
Man Healed By Touching Hem Of Obama’s Robe — Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Medicine
Obama Destroys Deathstar. Saves Endor
Obama Catches Roadrunner, Holder Vows to Prosecute on Behalf of Wile E. Coyote, Acme
BREAKING: Dan Brown announces sequel to Da Vinci code. 0bama son of Jesus and Mary Magdalene!
Obama Declared Governor of Earth
Breaking: Obama’s Image Cleary Visible on Shroud of Turin
Barack Hussein Obama Makes Sun Rise In The West
Breaking….Obama and the Autobots defeat Megatron and Decepticon
Carla Bruni Leaves Sarkozy for Obama!
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Gets to Tootsie Pop Center w/o Biting!
NASA to Reshape Moon’s Surface in Obama’s Likeness
Barak Goes Back In Time, Repairs Black Sox Scandal, Buys Joe Jackson New Shoes
Barack Obama Wins KENTUCKY DERBY !
BREAKING: Obama wins the Cy Young Award
